Now entering the game, Aussie export and heavily bearded #21 Otm Bardy!

You know who else wore uniforms and raised their right arms high in front of everyone. Makes u think

Phew, I thought the title said Pastabot.

Barstool is that way. ——->

That’s “Mr. Kraft” to Patriots fans, show some respect.

Still an improvement over their starter.

Will Usain Bolt return for the 2020 Olympics? He’s perfected the sport and would have a great career finish after this summer, but he really loves the spotlight as well.

“The ultimate coach’s son”.

Nice try, Chris.

The drop in tablets last a month and cost a third of this concoction, with no prep required...

Big Mammy

Next, offer the Beatles $3000 to appear on the Deadcast with Drew.

Why choose a photo of Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

This is the best one:
* ETA just click the tweet I can’t figure out vine embedding on Kinja

There’s no way this isn’t satire...

CandleInTheWind-HarambeVersion.mp3

+1!