“Rusty Rimjobs”

“Just loves old rust.”

“Old love just rusts.”

Indeed. A single-cab short-bed or an extended cab would look just right.

I would use Lyft if it used air-cooled Volkswagens

“I bought a Cooper with a wrap (flat black)“

Lamborghini - now with saucer separation.

Lamborghini - now with saucer separation.

You’ve never enjoyed manually shifting the automatic in a Dodge Charger?

This Syncro pickup comes to mind.

Maserati loves company.

Plus it’s a stupid New Beetle, suitable only for sorority girls and pride parades. Anyone who hops up a New Beetle with performance mods should be in therapy.   

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

What a great story! And the bonus for me is that, as someone whose daughters love to go for a ride in their dad’s 80s vintage oddity (and who like to help me work on it), I know exactly how blissful a daddy-daughter date in a cherished vehicle can be.

Five pacers would allow for a lot of options; convert one to a rock crawler, another to a LeMons racer, the third into a pickup, and keep the fourth pristine as a daily driver. That leaves one as a parts-car. Less than 5 grand to satisfy all your vehicular needs seems like a bargain.

!!!!WILL NOT ACCEPT $100 BILLS!!!!

Do it! Text him an offer for $3501 and ask if you can see it on Wednesday. Or offer him a $1000 and a Caviler with a blown head gasket, on Wednesday... 

Craigslist will do this to you. Between the...

“I like the car, will you take payments?”
“Will you take 50% of what you are asking?”
“Will you trade for a not running moped?”
“I not from there, I out of town. Will give car to shipper? I’ll send check for more than asking.”
“I send money to Escrow, you give car to me.”

it…

This is an excellent point. As soon as I checked the map, I shrugged and mentally recalibrated the hostility level.