*ruptured testicles*

Aldine is owned by the same company as Trader Joe’s. Great selectionews and quality with no frills. Not a bulk store at all. You should try them, you will be impressed.

THIS is why I read Jalopnik. Now if only you guys will stop ragging on Elon and Florida...

She’s from Salem, NJ so back the fuq off.

I bought my 1st Gen TT from a completely legit used car dealer who gave me zero runaround and provided the price without hesitation. Didn’t ask how I was paying and handed me the key to take it to my mechanic with no strings or time frame restrictions. The car was already 13 years old with only 95k and was that fabled…

Much like. Swoonworthy.

The driver ‘careered’ into the lamp post like it was his job.

I may have just ungreyed you.

Slow car news day?

Fuck it. NP! (Says that guy who drives a 17 year old Audi) 😀

I want that Beetle. Seriously fucked but so what. Replace every panel and fender with a freshly painted one in good shape and I’ll have a ‘72 Harlequin!

Seksy bish

Last night the headline included the words ‘basic bitch’ but now does not. Snowflake much?

Exactly! Lol

I have an unmolested Aviator Grey (uber rare color) 2000 TT Quattro 1.8t 5 speed in IMMACULATE condition with 170k. It may look like an exotic to the untrained eye, but I’d be lucky to get $3500 from an enthusiast. This guy’s car is a 225 hp so he MIGHT get $4k. He’d likely accept $4k.

Luckily for me I knew what I was getting into and how to maintain it. The disposable plastic electricals still stun me with their cheapness. 170k on the clock and still purring like a kitten but ONLY because I am OCD on maintenence.

Well, it IS a quite aged Audi, so the questions he’s annoyed by are absolutely legitimate. My DD is a 1st Gen TT (see avatar. Aviator grey FTW!) so I am *very* well aware of their idiosyncrasies. Would I bother with this guy? Probably not. He would probably be a real PITA to dwal with unless you showed up with exactly…

Man I love those Datsun trucks. My grandpa had an orange one that got totalled. He liked it so much he replaced it with an identical one. The only thing is that they were bad to rust. That’s why you don’t see many of them.

WOW. COTD FOR ALL! You guys made my day!

$7k for a 15 year old Toyota in a blah/mehh color? CP all day. Blegh.