Why is he wearing Andy Reid's coat?

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

Context my man. MLK said, "Riots are the voice of the unheard." Personally, I don't believe he was advocating riots. It's more of a statement of fact. When you see rioting, it is the bi-product of dysfunction, and we need to look for the reasons why. But what the fuck do I know.

I love Killer Mike too but he lost me quickly with "riots are the voice of the unheard." That's some bullshit right there.

I always envision the Jets, Browns, and Redskins being like the three monsters in Rampage just going around trying to smash the careers of promising young QB's to bits before anyone can stop them.

And now everyone is going in on RG3. Steve Young is going in... A radio station listener who won a contest to write for the local CBS station (this is something that happened) is going in... Fucking Pat White is going in!

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

On hearing Hart's advice,Winston mounted a table and shared his views on how to have sex.

THANK YOU. Tebow WASN'T that bad! Don't get me wrong though, he was still pretty fucking bad. But when you get shipped off to the Jets, regardless of the circumstances, it's going to be a career ender. And I say this as Giants fan that pissed myself laughing when Tebow came to town.

He lost me at the end when he said he was cool with Mike and Mike.

Except that he is pretty open about how his show is derivative of others, and it also seems likely that he playing up how upset he is for the bit...but any reason to go off on someone right?

Can't stand that guy, but... fuck me, that segment was very funny. And true.

Speaking of last names, where are all the Hitlers, Shakespeares, and Mozarts?

Divides up the year into more months. Less days per month, therefore making the masturbation:days ratio more plausible but still not quite accurate.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I don't get this.

According to this guy, gristle and fat counts as meat.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

Great back body drop by the center.

They can be reinstated and play, but they don't get helmets.