it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side before we get the victim and hear his side.

Ugh, you pointing this out made me check out Matthew Berry’s wikipedia and good god, is it depressing. Thanks a lot, pal.

I thought this was an oddly specific joke until I googled it.

+1 for Punting that one

Typical Deadspin to jump on the Giants bandwagon only now. Always suspected Petchesky was a fair weatherford fan,

Will a team win the series or will the apocalypse happen prior is the question

I know that Key & Peele wanted to got out on top, but their show not being on anymore is a damn shame. Good work Micheal, he’s probably more effective than Franklin.

That one white guy had no idea who he was. Fucking A-Aron

There needs to be a new rule clarifying this for the future so teams can’t continue to bat the ball like that. We’ll call it, The Calvin Johnson Rule.

One thing, among the many, that you have to respect about top-tier professional athletes is their unwavering delusion that they can still perform at the highest level.

i think its worth mentioning that the writers guild strike completely destroyed this show. They were coming off a great season or really in the midst of it.

You realized Undisclosed was paid for by the Adnan Syed Trust right? It is not just “lawyers” that are digging further.

Hmm... not *quite* as obviously malicious as what went down in San Antonio. The player was following the flow of the play, and if the official told him that officials are “part of the field,” then the player could fairly reasonably fall back on the argument that he was just running on the field. Honestly, Gill sounds…

I wonder how any normal person in the Marvel Universe can even difrientiate the two. To a normal person, an inhuman coming into his/her powers would look no different than a mutant discovering his.

Unless they start spitting out interesting Inhumans it’s not going to work. The X-Men had great designs in character, personality, powers, and costumes most of the time. The Inhumans have ... Well. Um. Lockjaw.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Tim Jomsula. Thanks, God bless.

For the longest time I thought his name was Jim Tom Shula