I took these photos. They are mine. I posted to facebook. They are Zuck’s.

A sporting event is one thing, since seats are staggered and a phone would not really impact your view (see the post’s main image). And I can see the value in catching a big moment in a football or basketball or hockey game (clocked sports). But trying to catch a big moment in baseball seems like a fruitless exercise.

I have a brother that is 4 years older than me. In the mid-90's when he was in 8th grade, his friends would pick on this scrawny kid in their class. I remember one morning waiting for the school bell to ring - my bro and his friends pinned this 8th grader to the wall and call me, the fat little 4th grader, over to…

How do I get out of the greys?

If the Rio Bay of Shit is as slippery as the one I just took, we the viewers are in store of quite a run of World Records!

He's got a face only a motherfucker could love.