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Aw, this is fabulous! I hope she gets herself something nice too, because honestly—was she chosen as a POSTER CHILD for cliche, shitty jobs? Like, she works at McDonalds: ok. She works at Walmart: ok.

BUT BOTH?

Girl. You deserve every cent of that. Every GD cent.

Well, yes, but the comments were virtually all along the lines of "Oh my Goooooood, what has she done to her face?!!!!!!!!!! Why do celebrities get such shitty plastic surgery and ruin their faces????!!!" Which, in retrospect, was maybe a wee bit of an overreaction to someone just not putting on mascara.

Do you know why the Packers are in the new movie? Because a group of them are huge fans of Pitch Perfect and kept tweeting about how much they loved it and how badly they wanted to be in the new movie. The producers saw the tweets and invited them to join the cast for a small part.

Why NOT???

It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &

I'm still trying to convince my girlfriend she doesn't need to wear makeup....

I am a total dork and tried to answer all of these questions independently to see if I could fall in love with myself.

We did an old school bop to Get Down On It by Kool and the Gang and it was amazing.

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

Wait, because Rhianna is a victim of domestic violence, we aren't interested in her voice or supporting her? I'm fucking way more interested in hearing her sing than listen to whatever garbage Roger Goddell and Ray Rice are going to spew.

That Liberace outfit is priceless, though. He had nice gams.

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And this song is so wistful and really sticks with me

The entire album is AMAZING—

Fuckin' makeup! How does it work?

My original thought was, "good for her. Steve Harvey is a terrible casting choice for Cinderella, even if he weren't loathsome. I too wouldn't let anyone watch a version with him in it. You go, Halle." Then I read the post. Uhg.

How did her grass get cut? Who collected her mail? How did she end up in the back seat and why did her work never come looking for her?