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I’ve done it with Coke Zero, it’s not the same but it’s still good. 

Nah, we still do this down here. 

Biggest feature I miss with my Pixel 4xl is the back sensor. Also, this is the last XL type phone I’ll every get. Way too big for me.

Ms. Penguin is pretty anti morning sex. It’s a real let down. 

It’s not so much an insole as a whole sole system, I really hold true to the Adidas Boost sole. No need for an insole since the sole itself is the insole.

It’s not so much an insole as a whole sole system, I really hold true to the Adidas Boost sole. No need for an

I’ll do my yearly, bowl of candy for the kids and cooler of beer for the adults. If they show up, great! If not, I’ll be drunk and in a sugar coma.

I’ve tried to start this game a few times. I like it but the framerate drops and stuttering are just too much. 

I had to get a new phone a few months ago after mine got ran over (yeah it was a day). I ended up with the 4xl. I wanted the 4a, now I guess google doesn’t want to buy my 4...

More importantly, Reel Big Fish and Less Than Jake are on there!

Surprisingly, I haven’t made pasta near as much as I would have expected. I seem to be making pork and seafood more than anything else. Pork because it seems to have stayed pretty inexpensive here. Seafood, I live on the coast and shrimp, fish and crab is pretty easy to come by.

Made this yesterday and was super impressed.

Yo, you need a hug? 

Marnie get’s this one. 

I gave up looking 2 months ago. I’ll buy one someday, just not right now. 

My minor league team is doing this as well but not just for Friday. 

Japanese Mayo instead of regular mayo is pretty good. Claire, ya’ll gotta calm down the ‘Don’t do’ headlines. I feel like I’m reading something my parents told me while in college. 

Self cleaning ovens are not a lifesaver. They can easily just stop working after you let them crank up the heat. I’ve had it happen a couple times to the point I don’t even mess with the function. 

My GF burps soooooo fucking much. Like not even trying to hide it, just lets them rip like a fucking machine gun. I’m still working and when I come home I’m feeling like a mother tending to a house she’s just letting go to the wayside. I need her to get her life together. 

Glad I gave this game to my gf’s niece and nephew...right before this came out.

Well, think I’ll be making this tonight.