Yeah, can I “upgrade” my PreCheck?

I have PreCheck and don’t fully understand the differences other than one helps you get in and out the country easier. I remember seeing that it was only taken at certain airports too. So PreCheck seemed like a better route for me. 

You call it a problem, I call it a lifestyle.

Yoooooo, don’t talk like you know about all of our collective drinking problems. 

When 2 drinking accounts get together and tell you the same thing you know it’s a good idea!

I think the suit fits the game. I keep finding myself going back to that suit.

I fell off these brews when they started getting super pricey. 

I had no interest in seeing this movie and now all I want is this. 

Just a question. What if they have these hearings and come out with nothing? Should they still fund more meetings? 

Fine, I’ll stop saying anything that remotely sounds like something nice to children. It’s back to kicking puppies and showing up drunk to gender reveal parties. I’m not allowed to assume genders anymore so if I’m blackout drunk at them, I won’t remember anyways right? 

I’m embarrassed that this happen in my town....

South Carolina ordered an evacuation WAY in advance. I held off til the 11PM Wednesday update and by then the thing wasn’t going to really affect Charleston so I stayed. While I understand why they did the order so early, the real problem will be next time they call for one no one will heed the warning til it’s the…

I will definitely try these as I have a weird love for Uncrustables as well. 

Meh, I didn’t look at it as a petty rivalry. More like a guy who knew what was up.

I was thinking of shots that people asked for over the years that I didn’t understand. The warm Grandma was gross, the guy ended up yakking all over the bar. Not my favorite memory but also still funny.

No, we board up and act like the cast of 300 while getting ripped on booze. Or we decide to leave at the 11th hour, that might be me.

It’s not as big as it used to be, but at it’s height it was considered the bartenders handshake. Nowadays, its Jamo, Ruppie, or Fernets. You want to wonder why we shoot Grandma, then seriously question us shooting Fernets like it’s going out of style.

A completely true story! The end of it is the kicker though, the owner called his regional rep and said to give Charleston bars the cheapest bottle rate they could while still making money. That’s why Grandma is like $4/5 a shot around here. 

Gin, apple pucker, and cherry juice.

I was in Asheville years ago and asked the bartender to just set the Grand Marnier bottle in front of me and a friend and we’ll use the plastic shot cups to figure out the tab. He just handed us the bottle and said, “Only Charleston people drink this shit, I’m charging you both $30 for the bottle.”