drunkonpowerandmaybewine
DrunkonPowerandmaybeWine
drunkonpowerandmaybewine

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If I werenā€™t so pissed about this, Iā€™d tell you how much I love ā€˜shitlordsā€™ and it is now my favorite insult.

Nonsense. Arson is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.

Nothing says Right Wing like violence and threats of violence in response to irrational fear and lies.

Consensual assisted suicide. Make it so, number one.

ā€œThat guyā€™s 78 and throwing a punch like that, that reminds me of the Buzz Aldrin clip, I mean at his age we must say that that is very, very interesting,ā€ he said. ā€œYou donā€™t see conservatives go into Hillary Clinton rallies and freak out at her like that. Itā€™s a lack of respect that liberals have for freedom ofā€¦

Iā€™m going to be honest, whenever anyone gives me shit about abortion (including threatening to kill my children so I learn the value of life) I tell them the story of my great-grandmother, who was recently divorced and had been raped and impregnated by her married landlord. She had no other choice but a coat hangerā€¦

lemme guess, moobs are still ok?

I had cancer at 29 and a recurrence at 31. Every gray hair is a reminder I didnā€™t die when I was 29. Every wrinkle is another day I got to spend with my family and on the planet because I didnā€™t die.

I wish I could. My body type forcibly rejects waistcoats/vest. Buttons flying off, taking out eyes and all that.