Isn't a big part of the reason that Kenny got fired over his backstage beef with John Cena sleeping with his girlfriend?

Patti Smith: the role Charles Bronson was born to play.

I agree with Peter Buck's notes from REM's 2004 Best Of bonus disc: Fretless and It's A Free World, Baby, the band's contribution to the Coneheads Soundtrack, are both so good that it's weird they weren't included in Out of Time.

It is at least theoretically possible to have a super hot 10 man tag match. The one at Canadian Stampede is an all-time great multi-man tag match, for instance.

I can't decide if JBL's references to "The Hype Brothers" is a funny characterization of his character being out of touch, or if real JBL is just that out of touch.

Yeah, I'm not going to say Slater is definitely innocent, since I have no idea, but his defense is: "I have an alibi." not "Nuh-uh".

Unlikely partners Rhyno/Heath team with American Alpha vs. the Usos and Breezango in a Wargames match.

Or the guy who's way too excited about joining this frat.

"I'm ready willing and Gable, Dad. I could wrestle for Chad."

I've said this since the first NXT show I got taken to where, knowing absolutely nothing about NXT, I saw her come out with Blake and Murphy. My buddy who took me there actually pointed her out during their entrance and said: "That's their manager, Alexa: she's a GREAT heel."

Have to agree with Kyle: Jericho's line about Owens being the longest reigning Universal Champion in history was perfect.

Lets not shame Tom Petty by bringing him into this.

Honestly, Goldberg was maybe worse than Hogan was. The only one who could get a halfway decent match out of him was DDP.

Yeah, I want my wife to keep liking me. Showing her Russo-era WCW is not the way to do that.

I assumed it wasn't, but damnit, it was real to me.

Also: the "Heath's Kids" signs were awesome.

Am I only one who hopes that was Heath Slater's actual wife? Cause the second she horribly mangled the word "hors d'oeurves" before bringing out a plate of crackers and cheese whiz, she instantly won my heart forever.

This is definitely true.

No joke: My wife used to treat my wrestling fandom as an annoyance.

He's simply the best wrestler in North America right now, and it's not really close.