"Sam blows out both quads walking to the ring"

How did Evil Lincoln get a hold of my dream journal?

Working my way through Final Fantasy XII and I know I'm nearing the end. I'm at the crazy lighthouse right now, but I keep warping back to do hunts in other areas. I think I have maybe 4 of the numbered hunts left?

I liked FFIX's retro-isms, but I definitely dig the idea of a game about adults with a job to do rather than some whiny teenager angst-ing their way towards some destiny.

The main difference between the original Final Fantasy Tactics and the port is that the English translation went from "poorly translated nonsense" to "silly-sounding Shakespeare in the park". They also added a new character or two, but they are optional and you get them pretty late in the game and by that point, you…

I just finished Giruvegan, and I'm missing like half the spells I feel like I should have. I forget where I found Dispel, but like, I don't have Haste. And that's a big one.

Mother Love Bone?

I suppose it's possible I'm misinterpreting it, but I really don't see how you could interpret any of the dialogue in the early game cutscenes regarding Zecht to mean that they hadn't looked for him, particularly the scene between Gabranth and the Emperor.

I might be willing to grant your point about Balthier, but I think your point about Zecht is ridiculous.

I'm playing through Final Fantasy 12, and man, it's kind of jarring how much of this game I'd forgotten, but it's also jarring to realize that a few of the things I DO remember from the late parts of the game make certain early parts of the game completely nonsensical.

Balthier having held that job previously only makes sense if those characters literally have no idea who anyone else with that job is.

Fun Fact: RL Stine was also the lead writer for the Nickelodeon Show "Eureeka's Castle".

Garden State is perfectly fine for what it is, but it's also possibly the most "US, circa 2004" thing ever created, so people in 2017 don't really care for it anymore.

I once described this movie to my wife, and she was 100% convinced I was making it all up as I went.

"They had WWE on the ropes and fucked it all away in favor of being a money trough for Hogan and his cronies. It's ridiculous"

This, to me, was the funniest line of the season. It was perfect in every single way.

Yeah, Ricky Steamboat's finisher at the first couple Wrestlemanias was a top rope cross-body splash.

Your grandma sounds awesome.

The WWE Network ran a series for one season a few years ago called "Breaking Ground" that basically is what you're describing. It was about people working to make it in NXT, the WWE's minor league system.

"…explains what kind of person would fund a women’s wrestling league in such a manner, in the ‘80s: a giant, possibly coked up manchild. And a rich one at that."