Oy try me damndest nawt t'think about eht. We all 'ave strings bein' poolled boy SOMEONE…. be they Prophets 'er staff wroyters… Am Oy the dreamer 'er the dream? To be pearfectly honest, Oy couldn't give a Vol's arse. That's the koinda philosophical shite Officers have t'deal with… not a workin' man loike me'self…

NOBOODY created me. Oy self-assembled out oof th'intermingled contents oof a cargo container full'a Jameson bottles, brillow pads, self-sealing stembolts, an' the partially reconstructed engine froom a 1962 AMC Rambler convertible.

AN' a fookin' Captain's Yacht that yeh can see in EVERY BLOOOODY EXTERIOR SHOT, but that neyver even gets one bloody mention…

Oy STILL roon inta people that say that fookin' Voyager ehs their favorite Trek.

Unfartunately nawt…. we abandoned coolture aroun'da same toyme we did away wit' mooney an' crime…

Generally speaking, we twenty-farth century toypes don't embrace any period o'past Eyarth coolture er music still soobject ta copyright laws er royalty fees…

A wee foon fact fer ya: Oy was actually originally -HICCUP- part o'da Sisko/Kira/Joooolian group pooled inta that bloooody 'move along home' game, but Oy was havin' fookin' none of eht… -BELCH-

Episode four certainly has a wee bit o'truth to it, heheh…

It's not you that Oy hate, Cardassian… Oy hate the hangover Oy woke up wit' because o'you…

Garak always planned to -HICCUP- blow the senator ta kingdom coome. He planted the bloody ting before the Cardy rod was discoovered t'be bollucks -BELCH-… Even if ee could've deactivated the bomb remotely, Oy hardly tink someone as meticulous as Garak would've been joost peachy wit' the oydea o'leavin an unexploded…

it made me laugh… and it made me weep…

considering how mooch more badarse The Sisko became & how unhinged Picard seemed t'becoome, 'tis probably fer de best that they didn't ever get the opportunity…

"How many assimilated innocents does it take, Captain? How many worlds? How many civilizations … before you're willing to sacrifice one individual drone to eliminate an existential threat to the safety of the entire galaxy …?!

Oy agree, but dat makes me tink dat if there EES an ahfterloyf, Ee's now begroodgingly admiring of Garak.

Oy hafta apologize for the down vote, friend. T'was purely acci-HICCUP-dental. Eet's joost me fat Oyrish hamhock digits comboyned wit a tooch screen ahfter farteen straight hours o'Jameson an' phase-inducer-realoygnment.

Oy have… an' Oy did.

That Cardy fooker actually did embarrrk on a campaign of scorched-eayerth trollin' o'sorts… -HICCUP-… Unfortunately, 'ees plan of attack fer Yer's Truly was nothing so mundane as tweaking me bum shoulder… t'was a fair soight more insidious… a fair soight more… peyrrrrsonal… -BELCH-

Moy whole reason fer tryin' to best Quark is that Oy've not-so-secretly despised that shifty Baaaaarrrkeep from t'moment Oy met his untrustworthy arse.