Forget Roddenberry, Oy nearly had a conniption o'er singin' a bloody Limey tune!

Aye!

Turns out it wasn't 'at big a deal. Cap'n Sisko came back after, loike, two-an-a-half years… whole 'ting ended oop bein' a bit melodramatic in retrospect.

Aye?! Mooch loike our favorite barmaid, then, eh?!

Some loife… Now dat Oy've ditched da ball n' chain, Oy need ta get back in'na field…

Never could develop a taste fer de stoof…

Ah, a man should be so loocky…

Ah, me sweet, ridge-necked angel o'the tap… yer joost too koinde… Don't moind if Oy do…

Bloody Hell.

Until we ~HICCUP~ buuiiiiiiiild….
Jerusalemmmm….
On England's green an' pleeeeaaaasannnnt…
~HICCUP-
……
Oy miss Jooooooolian, Oy cannae bloody help it!
~BEEEELLLCH~
Oy really do NOT-HATE that fookin' BASTARD so mooch…!

Now all Oy wanna do is spark a fatty an' listen ta Captain Pike an' da Illusions…

Way too many ta name, but Oy can't naught mention da most BADARSE moment in all o' TREK: http://youtu.be/NQR1qLyG94w

http://m.cdn.blog.hu/sf/sf/…

http://images5.fanpop.com/i…

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Oy'm already quite certain he'll make me laugh… an' he'll make me weep…

Oy Tank'ya, Darlin'. Always happy ta please me lovely bar matron!

Fer da loovachrist, man - 'At's between me, Jooooooooooolian, an' da Cardy Waitress!

Stuck away in a basement, getting sick of being sedentary
Find out they're larger than life like Li Nalas, status is legendary
From Damar's mountain hideaway to Quark's last outpost of avarice
His Ferenginar is gone like Tkon, wasted away and cadaverous

Having been back to da station a noomber o'times hence, Oy can report dat while dey certainly brag about deir rebellion under da hero Damar, dey certainly do apressssssiate Da Federation's role in 'eir liberation (ef not always vocally), as well as all of da economic, medical, infrastructure, an' reconstruction…