My sister likes to add mini marshmallows and salted peanuts to ‘em.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

That...is the guy from the prequels. He played kid Boba.

My only thought about running through the cemetery would be to keep an eye out for a funeral going on. I’d just deviate from the usual path if I were going to run right by them. A little respect for a grieving family. I used to run though my local cemetery and hardly ever saw anyone.

I think that wrapping paper is worse than magazines, though I could be convinced otherwise.

I’m confused as hell after reading the deodorant one. Did someone mix up parallel and perpendicular? Do I not understand human anatomy?

And Looper.

Watch Brick.

Clarice does not approve

If she was taller then 5 foot, did he stand on a step stool to harass her? It’s times like this I miss Joel McHale and The Soup who would mock his leprechaun ass all the time.

Good use of a slur though. You had that “R” in your pocket.

That is fucking absolutely savage. I’m actually pretty amazed that they ran this. With that kind of thing, I mean, you must have medical staff waiting in the wings in case there’s a heart attack or something. Someone could die, of disappointment or even humiliation. What are the odds? I mean, imagine going all that…

“Can you love someone who did bad things?”

A whole Minajerie!

*faps dead away*

*faints dead away*

I call dibbs on the use of “Midnight Curling” as either an album or moody hard boiled detective novel.

Could be worse. It could have awoken within you.

So a teenage girl pretended to be a man in his 30's on the internet.

“Her abuse of those women aside”