There are a few recurrent jokes on this website that I love.

The Bowling Green Massacre.

And the always come right back to you.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

That superintendent is a real asswipe.

Remove “a World Series” from that. Then yes.

Considering just how it went down, it seems like it could lead to an emotionally better path ahead for J. Jonah Jameson, but we’ll have to wait and see if he’s really capable of giving up one of his oldest, hardest grudges now that he knows the face behind Spider-Man’s mask.

You’re welcome! I refused to put out a “cute” pic if I could help it. Thankfully a mugshot came through!

*Not to scale.

Long before anyone was scared of Elm Street or Crystal Lake, the film basically invented the slasher genre.

The Eagles have the unique opportunity here to truly piss off the MAGA crowd by kneeling for the anthem before a football game AND violating the unwritten rules of baseball. This could be wonderful.

I’m assuming you are average height at most? Taller people need that space for their feet.

This is the rare Deadspin comment that needs several more paragraphs of explanation.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

Pickle sidenote: if you’re choosing Vlasic over Claussen, you’ve got it all wrong.

I was going to say this one

Are you saying the minnow has been lost?

“Amateurs.”

Even ESPN can back its way into a smart move every now and then, I guess. More Doris Burke, Jess Mendoza, and Sarah Spain, and less screaming red-faced morons please. These three can run circles around most of the ESPN on air talent when it comes to play-by-play and analysis.

Fuckin finally. She’s the best color commentator for national games there is. I really like C-Webb too but Doris is still the best. Reggie Miller, Mark Jackson, the Barry Brothers, they got nothing on Doris.