There are a few recurrent jokes on this website that I love.

The Bowling Green Massacre.

And the always come right back to you.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

That superintendent is a real asswipe.

Remove “a World Series” from that. Then yes.

You’re welcome! I refused to put out a “cute” pic if I could help it. Thankfully a mugshot came through!

The Eagles have the unique opportunity here to truly piss off the MAGA crowd by kneeling for the anthem before a football game AND violating the unwritten rules of baseball. This could be wonderful.

I’m assuming you are average height at most? Taller people need that space for their feet.

This is the rare Deadspin comment that needs several more paragraphs of explanation.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

Pickle sidenote: if you’re choosing Vlasic over Claussen, you’ve got it all wrong.

I was going to say this one

Are you saying the minnow has been lost?

“Amateurs.”

Even ESPN can back its way into a smart move every now and then, I guess. More Doris Burke, Jess Mendoza, and Sarah Spain, and less screaming red-faced morons please. These three can run circles around most of the ESPN on air talent when it comes to play-by-play and analysis.

Fuckin finally. She’s the best color commentator for national games there is. I really like C-Webb too but Doris is still the best. Reggie Miller, Mark Jackson, the Barry Brothers, they got nothing on Doris.

Counterpoint: Fuck Nazis, they deserve to be punched in the face more.

No, it’s to punch them until they aren’t Nazis anymore.

You may laugh, but that single fly is all the sustenance that Collinsworth needs for ten more years in the booth. If he ever catches a small bird or rodent we may never see the end of him.