drunkirishpirate
Drunk Irish Pirate
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Why do they hate America/the troops?

As white people, we should really come to a consensus as to whether or not this protest is appropriate.

He took over for T.J. Beatitjustalittlebit

I’m that one black dude (not pictured)

Maraghy is 26 years old and North Carolina court records show he’s been charged with a variety of offenses over the past few years, including assault and battery, as well as LSD possession.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Can’t spell Maraghy without Magary.

The Jets going 6-10 or 7-9 this year is, in a way, the Jetsiest thing they could do.

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

All ESPN ever wanted was to have some black faces, brown faces, women’s faces, different kinds of faces open their mouths and let ESPN speak through them, so that it could congratulate itself for granting them the privilege.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

What did the five fingers say to the face?

As your attorney, I gave you a star....

Whatever, Jay Feely saw 2 onside punts in his college game today.

+1 fear/loathing

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

And thus the dog grew big and strong.

Yes, having a pregnant/lactation fetish is weird. Argue with me all you want about not judging people for what they crank off to, but it’s just god damn weird. That’s a god damn baby in that woman, and you’re INTO IT. And that’s the baby’s milk, not your milk, get your mouth off those udders. Keep it to cows.

What do you expect? Bill Cosby is probably all out of quaaludes at this point.