“I never see anybody on TV.”

The last sentence should read:

I think you are thinking of Marshalls - Kohls is mainly new, original merchandise.

“Man, she had a fat ass. You see her ass? I had to squeeze her ass. I had to grab that fat ass.”

I’m glad I’m not the only person who thought Nicodemus and the Owl were connected. I absolutely adored this movie and watched my poor VHS version over and over. I never found it creepy at all, but then again I also love The Dark Crystal, so what do I know?

Floyd Mayweather is a mirage, an oasis that evaporates before your eyes as you get too close. Although his low-output fighting style is occasionally mistaken for cowardice, it’s actually the opposite: Mayweather is one of the few fighters who is brave enough to let his opponents take their best shot without flinching.…

If people are surprised Trump used Hurricane Harvey as cover to pardon Joe Arpaio just wait till tonight when he starts World War III by bombing North Korea during the Mayweather-McGregor fight.

Mayo is not inherently bad and wrong. Miracle Whip, however ....

Tragic. Take away sports and kids will grow up to be useless unproductive bums who lay on their couch all day commenting on Deadspin waiting for their Dominos to arrive.

Sorry, dude. You don’t get to be snotty about a spoiler for a book published in 2005.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

Ichiro Suzuki had a Hall-of-Fame career in Japan, and followed that up with a second one in MLB.

Two obvious takes

From an earlier comment, sounds like he is OK.

Or you can throw the weaker conference a bone: All division winners get in, and then the top 10 teams remaining from both conferences combined.

Wait, if Bamba’s mom gets shot at the end of all this, I’m going to be very upset.

What’s weirder, Norman filming his horses fucking or Norman having an Instagram account?

Its the Braves, if they don’t like the results, they can always take it back.

The overwatch loot boxes are available for the console versions too

The overwatch loot boxes are available for the console versions too