Yeah, dude, unless they’re movie buffs they won’t understand. People can talk all day long about how nice the digital age is, but it’s actually been pretty shitty for people who enjoy owning movies.

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

Dear Nashville,

And we’ve just received word that we misspoke and the actual sale is on Moonlight

And we’ve just received word that we misspoke and the actual sale is on Moonlight

“if you have any firsthand experience with the service, sound off in the comments!”

“if you have any firsthand experience with the service, sound off in the comments!”

The Deadspin staff is a bunch of Channing Fryes convincing the other Channing Fryes that they’re not the Channing Frye.

“You know what I like.”

The real story here is that someone was wearing Snapchat Spectacles. I have never seen them out in the wild.

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH (you’re totally right, he isn’t) BUT YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH

Details on the subscription, please.

Eh, even if he’s not as good at baseball, he will never not be a Good Baseball Man.

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

When the officer asked Tiger where he was coming from he probably should have come up with something a little more believable than golfing.

“Don’t mind if I do....”

I would say Patrick Swayze, but after that Dirty Dancing remake last night, I doubt he is up for anything today.

“Another Gizmodo Media Group staff member (who shall remain nameless, but speculate away) bought this last month, and reports that it “does the job.’”

“Another Gizmodo Media Group staff member (who shall remain nameless, but speculate away) bought this last month,…

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

When asked about the validity of the complaint, the nearly-illiterate Oher said “Bullocks”

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