You take that filth to Kotaku, sir

What an excellent point. The NFL won’t allow celebrations because it’s disrespectful to the game, but they’ll let an orangutan make a draft pick? How’s that player supposed to feel knowing he’ll forever be remembered for being picked by an orangutan? How’s this respectful to the game?

266 is the UPI count. AP has it at 272 because they included the Avignon popes.

I mean this is just deconstructed nachos and you were a genius child.

Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines went to Rome for reasons that are unknown and uninteresting to me.

At this point, if you say you don’t like Jim Harbaugh I flat-out don’t believe you.

Oddly, this Clásico felt so big because the stakes were in some ways so small.

College football should be this way

If the earth were flat this ball would have been foul.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

This is the only part of business or economics in general that I’m actually curious about (normally I find finance dull and/or scary).

Here’s what’s bullshit about pizza places. Pizza Hut is terrible with this. If I order just a plain pepperoni pizza, it has quite a bit of pepperoni on it. But if I add a topping, like sausage, then they don’t put on nearly as much pepperoni. If you get the meat lovers, there’s hardly any. So not only do they get that…

Also conflicted on this...BUT...reporters are saying the strike was aimed at the airbase from which the chemical attack was launched. If true, diminishing the Asad regime’s ability to gas its citizens is better than not diminishing their ability to do so.

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

Reminds me of when they traded for Brandon McCarthy.

I’m really looking forward to his next stint as head basketball coach at Liberty University

I know you are talking about me and Thailand

The only difference between these so called “Christian” schools and non-Christian schools is that students and faculty have mandatory churchings, where they pretend to feel bad for all the terrible shit they’ve done and will continue to keep doing.

And before that he coached at private high schools where he promptly broke recruiting rules.

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