So disconcerting. Usually Flyers goalies don’t crash until the playoffs.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

I really, really enjoyed this comment, Carl. <3

Who is your secret fast food love?

I’d love to see that bratty little pissant try to post up Lavar Ball and see how much he likes basketball then.

Harbaugh: Twitter is a great resource for recruiting, especially when it comes to offensive linemen. You wouldn’t believe how many people are looking for a RT on there.

That song always makes me think of The Wire.

The only reason I like 3/17 (NCAA tournament scheduling notwithstanding) is listening to the Pogues all goddamned day:

Makes perfect sense. Broken tibias are always a calves problem.

“These people have awful names.”

Wow, stomping on a guy when he’s down—that Mings is merciless.

If I order a pizza and I’m not very hungry, I ask them to cut it into 4 slices so I don’t have to eat 8.

RIP Bill Paxton. Here’s his old band, Martini Ranch in a video directed by James Cameron.

Longtime Baylor basketball fans called this attitude “pure Bliss”.

Fleeing and resisting arrest? If the cops had read his scouting report, they would have known to expect that:

“Kick rocks you old bastard” is my favorite phrase in the whole exchange. That’s some classic stuff right there.

Whatever it means, I’m pretty sure I - a white guy - should never use it.

He grabbed a phone charger and wrapped it around his neck, threatening to kill himself, the prosecutor said.