Counterpoint: Fuck Nazis, they deserve to be punched in the face more.

No, it’s to punch them until they aren’t Nazis anymore.

You may laugh, but that single fly is all the sustenance that Collinsworth needs for ten more years in the booth. If he ever catches a small bird or rodent we may never see the end of him.

Hey, easy there Al! Who do you think you are, stealing my material from the Deadspin comment section? I didn’t spend all this time and effort getting ungreyed to see you hijack one of my jokes.

Why do they hate America/the troops?

As white people, we should really come to a consensus as to whether or not this protest is appropriate.

He took over for T.J. Beatitjustalittlebit

Something tells me those two are going to be around for quite some time.

His future does not equal your future.

I’m that one black dude (not pictured)

Maraghy is 26 years old and North Carolina court records show he’s been charged with a variety of offenses over the past few years, including assault and battery, as well as LSD possession.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Can’t spell Maraghy without Magary.

The Jets going 6-10 or 7-9 this year is, in a way, the Jetsiest thing they could do.

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

No Porgs, please. I’m an adult now and would rather have my movies about space wizards battling each other with glow swords reflect my maturity.

This is Porga!!

All ESPN ever wanted was to have some black faces, brown faces, women’s faces, different kinds of faces open their mouths and let ESPN speak through them, so that it could congratulate itself for granting them the privilege.

Wouldn’t it be great if Negan showed up and introduced the entire cast to Lucille and that’s how they ended the show? I’d love that.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”