As your attorney, I gave you a star....
Whatever, Jay Feely saw 2 onside punts in his college game today.
+1 fear/loathing
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen…
I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.
And thus the dog grew big and strong.
Yes, having a pregnant/lactation fetish is weird. Argue with me all you want about not judging people for what they crank off to, but it’s just god damn weird. That’s a god damn baby in that woman, and you’re INTO IT. And that’s the baby’s milk, not your milk, get your mouth off those udders. Keep it to cows.
What do you expect? Bill Cosby is probably all out of quaaludes at this point.
“I never see anybody on TV.”
The last sentence should read:
I think you are thinking of Marshalls - Kohls is mainly new, original merchandise.
In other words, Deeper is a reboot of The Abyss.
Well, when you totally fuck up a character, you tend not to want to see them as much as possible.
It’s a lot better then the Internet seems to want to admit it is.
“Man, she had a fat ass. You see her ass? I had to squeeze her ass. I had to grab that fat ass.”
Why is Paul Bettany wearing glasses in that picture? Vision problems?
I’m glad I’m not the only person who thought Nicodemus and the Owl were connected. I absolutely adored this movie and watched my poor VHS version over and over. I never found it creepy at all, but then again I also love The Dark Crystal, so what do I know?
Floyd Mayweather is a mirage, an oasis that evaporates before your eyes as you get too close. Although his low-output fighting style is occasionally mistaken for cowardice, it’s actually the opposite: Mayweather is one of the few fighters who is brave enough to let his opponents take their best shot without flinching.…
If people are surprised Trump used Hurricane Harvey as cover to pardon Joe Arpaio just wait till tonight when he starts World War III by bombing North Korea during the Mayweather-McGregor fight.