Maybe it was a little needlessly rude to Jenkins and the rest of the film’s creators, but I don’t think he was wrong, and I think he does have a point.

Mayo is not inherently bad and wrong. Miracle Whip, however ....

Is that a laden or unladen raven?

Tragic. Take away sports and kids will grow up to be useless unproductive bums who lay on their couch all day commenting on Deadspin waiting for their Dominos to arrive.

Why not a Chunk of Venezuela?

Watch the prophecy actually be about Damien.

Sorry, dude. You don’t get to be snotty about a spoiler for a book published in 2005.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

Its hard to say given the whole ‘You will be completely unable to tell how much time has passed and we don’t care how utterly confusing and distracting that is’ theme this season has going on.

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.

Ichiro Suzuki had a Hall-of-Fame career in Japan, and followed that up with a second one in MLB.

Two obvious takes

From an earlier comment, sounds like he is OK.

Or you can throw the weaker conference a bone: All division winners get in, and then the top 10 teams remaining from both conferences combined.

Wait, if Bamba’s mom gets shot at the end of all this, I’m going to be very upset.

I’m sorry, what was that Broomfondle?

Are you sure you didn’t mean Val Kilmer?

“Incredibly accurate reconstructions like this [...]”

What’s weirder, Norman filming his horses fucking or Norman having an Instagram account?