The only difference between these so called “Christian” schools and non-Christian schools is that students and faculty have mandatory churchings, where they pretend to feel bad for all the terrible shit they’ve done and will continue to keep doing.

And before that he coached at private high schools where he promptly broke recruiting rules.

Alternates:

So disconcerting. Usually Flyers goalies don’t crash until the playoffs.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

I really, really enjoyed this comment, Carl. <3

Who is your secret fast food love?

I’d love to see that bratty little pissant try to post up Lavar Ball and see how much he likes basketball then.

Harbaugh: Twitter is a great resource for recruiting, especially when it comes to offensive linemen. You wouldn’t believe how many people are looking for a RT on there.

That song always makes me think of The Wire.

The only reason I like 3/17 (NCAA tournament scheduling notwithstanding) is listening to the Pogues all goddamned day:

Not everyone loves the sun- I am happiest when it is raining or snowing, and colder than warm. A big pet peeve is when all sunny/warm days are referred to by weather reporters as “beautiful” while rain, snow, and cold are these horrible nightmare existence occurrences.

It’s another subtle way to be made to feel…

Makes perfect sense. Broken tibias are always a calves problem.

“These people have awful names.”

Wow, stomping on a guy when he’s down—that Mings is merciless.

If I order a pizza and I’m not very hungry, I ask them to cut it into 4 slices so I don’t have to eat 8.

RIP Bill Paxton. Here’s his old band, Martini Ranch in a video directed by James Cameron.

Longtime Baylor basketball fans called this attitude “pure Bliss”.