Fleeing and resisting arrest? If the cops had read his scouting report, they would have known to expect that:

“Kick rocks you old bastard” is my favorite phrase in the whole exchange. That’s some classic stuff right there.

Whatever it means, I’m pretty sure I - a white guy - should never use it.

He grabbed a phone charger and wrapped it around his neck, threatening to kill himself, the prosecutor said.

Baylor is already inquiring with the NCAA about waiving the one-year waiting period for Olsen so he’ll be able to play in the fall.

HahahahahahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Emily Diskinson is trash. She wrote vapid verses about a guy she saw once and died because she refused to leave her room. That’s what an actual professor told me, by the way, not just my opinion.

That’s a good pun, I just wanted to again proclaim Dickinson as trash.

If you wipe your ass with it, shouldn’t it be all Emily Dickinson?

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick.

Nemanja feels that his lifestyle with Milicic squandered his shot at a real career in basketball.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

+1 Radio Raheem boombox

I want to go on record as saying, on a site full of greatness, this is my absolute favorite feature. no snark, lots of camaraderie.

What is the death penalty for if not this?

How damning is it when Rick fuckin’ Perry seems like the smartest adult in the room?

If Penn State got away with covering up decades of state-protected and sponsored pedophila with barely a slap on the wrist, and tens if not hundreds of thousands of their supporters crying that even that meager punishment was too severe, you already know how this story will end.

sorry charlitos, it is our duty to watch.

So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

And yet no schools seem interested in his stepbrother, Meander Couchpotato.

Young Marcus King has been heavily influenced by The Allman Brothers.