Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

I bet the train Rose was pulling derailed.

Read as “I’m lazy....fuck you”

Read as “I’m lazy....fuck you”

That’s one way to get clicks I guess...

That’s one way to get clicks I guess...

KD might want to wear a cup at their next practice.

I actually kinda like this song. Any song that samples a Clash classic is ok by me.

Claeys achin’.

Good thing I have a healthy fear of leaving Philly.

Brown’s Brewster Warble

You expect people to believe that’s a real phone with “Stocks” on the front page?

It’s a process very similar to the email of the week.

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin

“I’m Mr. Manager?!”

2 years ago, at the age of 50, I lost 90 pounds. I did it 1-2 pounds a week for a year by doing three things:

Headshot!

Gotta go with what takes me back.

Good god. What’s the big fucking deal. It’s just a finger.

Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

i CTE what you did there

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.