I actually kinda like this song. Any song that samples a Clash classic is ok by me.

Claeys achin’.

Trailers should ideally be a ministory set in the same universe as the film to give a sense of the film. Original material is preferred. Nothing beyond the first act should be present. If Rogue 1 was cut to that standard then we wouldn’t have seen anything of the space battle, even known one was coming until we got to…

Because they didn’t have them on the sound stage. Duh.

At least in a few years, all that glare from Antarctica should be gone.

Good thing I have a healthy fear of leaving Philly.

Brown’s Brewster Warble

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin

“I’m Mr. Manager?!”

I know someone who got to audition as Al Pacino’s butt in a shower scene

2 years ago, at the age of 50, I lost 90 pounds. I did it 1-2 pounds a week for a year by doing three things:

Headshot!

Gotta go with what takes me back.

Why couldn’t it have been [X] is one of the poorest responses in these situations. Be a better person.

Why couldn’t it have been [X] is one of the poorest responses in these situations. Be a better person.

Come on. Not this one. Not now.

Good god. What’s the big fucking deal. It’s just a finger.

Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

i CTE what you did there

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.