For once I wish there was somewhere I could see SNL online. Because I'm damn curious what Jagger and Grohl would be like performing together (and what song they'd do.)

Paris is a different culture.

That is awesome!

Eh it was the dude who put that up on Ashley Madison who deserves the gold star, not me.

Exactly. They just do things differently and we can't throw our cultural cues onto their culture.

That's probably true - but harder to put into a one liner.

She's missing some cultural cues.

It's nice to know that women too will dump someone who doesn't put out.

Still, the best profile name for an African American dude seeking white ladies that I've seen on Ashley Madison is you_called_for_blackup.

That would be completely and totally awesome.

Wow.

Why not just hook up with handsome guy when weird guy isn't available and weird guy when he is available.

As pop culture quickly turns into porn:

Yeah. It happens more often then it should. Though usually it's the girl being flirty and the boyfriend pretending to be pissed off.

The best one I've ever gotten was "I'm about to fuck my husband. I'll think of you when I cum."

One of my neighbors has sex with her boyfriend about two nights a week and it's clear that he's just jackhammering and that she's faking her orgasm just to get him to finish.

It's always weird when you end up seeing cuckold roleplay out in bars. I sort of feel bad for the guys they use to make it work.

If you just did a half gram of cocaine before sunset every day you could probably make this work.

What are you going to claim credit for?

Man I wish I'd thought of that one!