I like using Facebook to completely fuck with their advertising algorithm to see what sort of weirdo ads i can get them to give me.

Exactly.

On the day the Phantom Menace came out my Timeline simply reads "Saw My Childhood Destroyed" and then I put in the location of my then-local movie theater.

It took me a good three weeks to get my Timeline where I wanted it because I had to Google so many historical events, but it was worth it. I've also added fictional events. In 1973 I shot the Sheriff, but not the deputy. Whenever the film came out I poured pigs blood over Carrie, in another year I fought the law and…

Thank you very much.

Even John Travolta would want to fuck Joe Manganiello.

I'd rather my children learn how to swear from a book rather than learning it on the street.

I use Timeline for everything including to claim I invaded Poland and started WW2, killed John F. Kennedy, framed the Rosenbergs, kidnapped Patty Hearst, started the Kent State shootings, etc...

Thank you! (I think.)

Wait, that baby I kidnapped from Kenya in 1961 and gave to that nice Manchurian guy in Hawaii wasn't Obama?

See I read Kelly Preston putting that tape out as a subtle way of saying "Yeah, I know John likes guys, but he's good to me and my children so it's not a big deal to me."

I'm still on LJ because I started blogging there years ago and worry I'd lose my readership if I tried to go elsewhere.

I suspect he's just fantasizing.

It was way embarrassing at the time! I think I was at the hair cutting place within five minutes of it opening the next day.

I suspect that's what happened. When I went to the hair cutting place they did two processes of wrapping my hair in tin foil and then rinsing it out.

The person who made this must have read way too much SF_Drama on Live Journal.

Ok, so I'm a dude so take this for what it's worth. But about eight or nine years ago I was like "Fuck it, it would be fun to be blonde for a while" and went to the grocery store and bought the lightest colored blonde hair dye they offered.

It all depends on whether or not he or she has a cute asshole.

I didn't say it's a "way women think" I said it's a way "a lot of women think."

Yeah, I mean food choice as a judgement thing is insane. I'm just saying it does happen.