Also, despite the image put out by Ashley Madison in their advertising, Ashley Madison is largely used by couples in open relationships who don't want the incredible amount of shit you get if you post on a normal dating site that you are in an open relationship. When my primary partner in the sense of full disclosure…

True and if Bard is anything like it was when I was there then everyone is probably too stoned to notice posters anyway.

The reason that the female demographics on Ashley Madison are growing more than the men is because of the way their affiliate program works. It is completely geared toward getting women onto the site.

She's at Bard College where they have really good mental health professionals. (I know from my time there.) There are levels of crazy among the student body that are really epic.

As Frances Bean makes her way through Bard, I wonder how many times she's gone to somebody's room in Sands or Manor and ended up hooking up with someone with a poster of her dad hanging over the bed.

Perhaps.

Jay was so bitter at the end of his relationship with her that if it had been him and BEE it would have made it into one of his books.

Because I can't find any gossip items at all linking him to Bret in the late 80s, but Bret was certainly hanging out with Spader and RDJ.

I sent the Molly Ringwald/Bret Easton Ellis thing as a tip to Jezebel when the tweets happened. Since then I've been trying to figure out who the third was. At first I though it might be her, but the more I think about it the more I think it was Spader. When she was on Redit she talked a bunch about how Spader was a…

Yeah, comparing vaginas to broken cans of Spam is worse then than anything I've even heard drunk Welsh rugby fans say.

Not being a woman I can't really say what would be more hurtful to a woman. I can only say that from my perception I've heard much, much more violently misogynist things said by gay dudes than by straight ones.

Oh, I agree. It's just that the misogynistic gay gays (again I am not saying all gay men are misogynistic) really find much, much more offensive ways to express their misogyny than straight guys do. (And seem slightly more obsessive about it.)

Thanks! You really think the pitchforks will come out over this?

It is the ethical thing to do.

It's weird. When gay dudes are misogynist they are often much, much more misogynist than misogynist straight guys. The stuff I've heard my gay friends say about women is so much more objectifying than anything I've ever heard a straight guy say. (Obviously, I'm not saying all gay dudes are misogynist, just that the…

Why, thank you!

Also, in 1973 in Jamaica I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

I've managed to use Facebook's Timeline feature to claim credit for invading Poland and starting World War II, killing JFK, pouring pig's blood over Carrie at the prom, the Jonestown Massacre, the Zodiac Killings and kidnapping Patty Hearst and have yet to be unfriended by anyone.

If you don't have the right to do something other people disapprove of you don't have any rights at all.

There is a difference between hiring someone for a performance based business (which bartending is) and how you treat the general public. Yes, you have the right to hire someone who looks like Robert Redford if you are making a movie about Robert Redford. No, you don't have the right to say that only people who are as…