The thing is if you let businesses get away with one form of discrimination then they'll try to get away with another. If customers are allowed up there to dance and she's a paying customer she should be allowed up there.

When something happens that I can relate to it. At the moment we just have a boring guy the GOP doesn't like going against Obama in a bad economy. Not much comedy to mine from that.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Wait!

It's a close call.

Well... when the GOP makes both birth control and abortion illegal we'll all be switching to oral sex anyway.

I'm trying to imagine something less sexy and more boring than Octomom masturbation porn.

Sex noise doesn't bother me at all. But music blasting in the middle of the night sucks.

Sex noises are much preferable to music noise. Not in a perve way. It's just less jarring to hear people making natural sounds than it is to hear tunes that you may not like. Plus, it seems way less obnoxious to think "hey someone is being loud because they got lucky" then it is to think "hey someone is being loud…

Ever since I turned 38 they stick something up my ass twice a year that is far, far more invasive than a speculum.

It's not just birth control. I have to go see my doctor every 30 days to get my Xanax prescription filled. I show up. He asks me if I'm still seeing my psychologist. I say "yes." He asks me if I've shared any of the pills with others. I say "no." He asks me if my anxiety has gotten worse. I say "no." He then charges…

See my comment below.

The Baby Boom Generation in a nutshell:

Aren't we already seeing that as the Baby Boomers get too old to sex it up all the time they've started making laws to make it harder for younger people to sex it up?

I do not believe that Michael Jackson was ever attracted to an adult woman.

Easier to train a puppy than an old dog.

And she can teach him new tricks specific to her needs!

When I was married I still got the STD tests during my my regular exams.

Spider.

Mix it into spaghetti sauce.