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Interesting. I mean if I ever got drunk and gave head my main worry isn't that I'd be gay, it would be that I'd suddenly want to listen to Celine Dion.

I've always been sort of mystified at the connection between enjoying sucking cock and liking female divas. Does your collection of Rolling Stones and Kid Rock albums magically disappear as soon as you swallow you first load?

So the married ladies are bored with their husbands and figure if they aren't getting laid their single friends shouldn't be either?

She can have any carpet she likes - I'm just happy to be invited to the open house.

Does anyone else think that Gawker without comments is just a left wing version of Drudge?

Hellraiser is one of the few film franchises where the sequels are much better than the first one.

The male chastity belt would solve that problem. If he has trouble getting off the first night, by the second night he's locked up he'll have no trouble at all and by night three he'll be willing to do anything to get out.

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It's not as interesting as you think. Just imagine multiple emails from someone who managed to be both an elitist asshole and a not particularly bright dudebro at the same time.

Thank you! I hope I'm not that creepy either!

You want to find out how creepy he really is? Email him a complaint one day - then sit back and have him email you creepy, creepy shitty emails for several hours.

We hate the word "creep" because it makes us worried that women think we are acting like A.J. Daulerio.

Put him in a male chastity belt and don't let him out until he's gotten you off.

How wonderful of Chris Hemsworth to simultaneously promote outdated cliches about gay men and straight women in the same quote. Oh, and the more I think about it the more that quote is probably offensive to transgendered people as well.

My understanding is that with Friends, Gossip Girls and Sex & The City the reason that the focus was so much on white girls is that much of the money to finance the shows comes from fashion designers and cosmetic companies that will pay big money for the characters to wear their clothes and products and that the

I wish my mom had developed the nurturing skills Tracie did. She left my dad and I before I was two months old. I still wonder what she looks like and what she's doing.

Thank you very much!

Welcome to Urine Nation - the premier basic cable channel for water sports enthusiasts.

There was no second date possibility with that one. She had taken a month off from work to travel through Europe. We just partied for three days in Barcelona.

My hobby is being an amateur gynecologist, so if anyone is tired of consulting Google, I'd be happy to help.