To be fair, they just moved a corrected version of the text.

(AP) — A galley copy of a previously unannounced prequel to The Hunger Games trilogy was accidentally leaked yesterday - although representatives of Scholastic Publishing have yet to confirm the authenticity of the work.

Thank you very much!

Tomorrow is both April Fool's Day and the day when Facebook makes you start using their weirdo Timeline feature.

I think pretty much any level of sucking is OK for most dudes, though some dudes are more sensitive than others. Unless the guy says you are sucking too hard assume it's all good. I doubt you injured the guy and as far as I can tell most guys are like me and like being sucked hard. But there are always going to be…

Well, I'm positive I'm not a nice guy. Hell, a fair amount of women have called me a "bastard" or a "prick."

Eh, I like going down on girls but not because I'm a nice guy. I like it for the entirely selfish reason that it gets my dick hard. And you can be damn sure I'd like a blow job afterward. I'm happy to be a decent, sharing human being in the real world, but in bed I want what my dick wants. It's great when the girl…

Man, I should go to hipster bars. If I'm the only guy in there that actually wants to get laid even with my poor pick up skills I might do well.

I don't understand hipster culture enough to understand why a hipster wouldn't want to get head. Can you elaborate?

Personally I think this dudes friends are lying to him because they want to seem more sensitive then they actually are. At the end of the day oral sex rules (giving and receiving.) And, any even cursory search of PornoTube or RedTube will demonstrate an extreme male interest in blow jobs (since you can see how many…

Blow jobs are awesome.

It means nothing. In Glamorama Ellis keeps describing every experience as "sliding down the surface of things."

It's a joke.

Going to college in the University Of California system is simply an example of sliding down the surface of things.

But it seems to me that whoever wears the best designer suits and belongs to the right gym is apt to win any challenge. I mean they can scratch and claw, but do they understand why you need a Cerruti shirt when you wear an Armani jacket? Do they understand why good people fear The Gap?

Toni Morrison is a beautiful writer but she doesn't make the transition to the full male gaze that Edith Wharton manages to pull off.

I'll never stop liking blow jobs.

It really depends on the gays. If they are Twinks, you are probably right. But if they are Gym Bunnies or Bears my bet would be on the gays.

No clue about in America. In Montpellier most of the Baby Dykes (or whatever the current term is for "lesbians between ages 15 and 22) wear Doc Martins. The Baby Gays meanwhile all wear Diesel jeans if they are going for a casual look or Armani jackets if they are being dressier.

The problem is nobody would believe that Bret got a star on Jezebel.