No. I’ll freely admit to being wrong about Louis, but the nature of the previous non-stories were crap and deserved to be called out as the rumor-mongering they were.

GTA III had these cheat codes to modify the game. One code gave everyone on the street a random weapon. One put the game into riot mode. Everyone fought with everyone else. Enter both of them and watch the apocalypse unfold. There’s nothing like watching a little old lady use a flamethrower on a prostitute. Good…

Let me take a moment to answer all of your questions (no matter how ridiculous and incredulous they are)...

Grandma’s Boy is terrible and I don’t know why so many people seem to like it.

Well they were always flipping out and killing people.

You mean... Vicky should get a bigger part?

I never understood the appeal of Kristen Bell until this show, but man does she carry it every single week. Everybody else is great, especially Ted Danson, but she pulls off a magnificent balancing act.

And they need to up Tiya Sircar to series regular already.

I am not pleased that Eleanor and Tahani’s complicated, forked-up friendship seems to be a casualty of the reboot. Or that the possibility they could be soulmates was treated as a throwaway joke.

No, I don’t think so. It is/was nice to have service recognized and respected when I returned home. Especially as I’m mindful of how poorly our Vietnam-era forebears were treated.

... there’s a disclaimer at the top of the article.

Can the AV Club follow me so I’m not a grey anymore? Its me, Sheltie! I used to have a John Dillinger avatar and I would always post “FUCK YEAH FUCKIN JUSTIFIED” on What’s on Tonight!

What, you don’t want that guy mansplaining sex positivity to you?

Looks like someone had fun with the Saints Row Create-a-character mode!

I saw them play a show in North Carolina years ago--maybe the Boxer tour?--and my friend and I were talking between songs about how incredible the drummer was. The older couple behind us then interjected to thank us for the kind words—they were his parents. 

So I can give you my experience of a precocious King reader, I’d definitely check with a librarian or YA expert (we used to have quite a few around here) for more expert opinion, especially on appropriateness.

“My name is Roland Deschain, and I need to talk with you about the Dark Tower initiative.”

Yeah, I’ve noticed that they’re generous with the booster packs. I got a Forge ticket as part of one of the early quests and actually managed to win that whole thing with a deck best described as “Shadow/Time/I have no clue what I’m doing”. Granted that’s against AI but still, got a bunch of cards.

Salutations~!

The D&D game gets another delay.

So yeah I’ve just finished Persona 3 FES last week and today I’m gonna stream Life is Strange: Before the Storm at 6.00am EST. It’s gonna be a hella of a time playing as the worst character in Life is Strange.