Sucks to your Asgard!

Sputnik music posted the single worst album review I've ever read and turned me off the site forever. It was a long time ago by still, fuck those guys.

I think you're overlooking the fact that she had wet hair in their video. WET HAIR. If the trollop didn't want that kind of attention maybe she should learn to use a towel.

Very good, thatguyiam. Short, but pointless.

I made a clean break with the show when they had Clark reveal everything to Lana only to retcon it through Krypton magic. This is the episode where Jonathan dies, and it's entirely focused on Clark/Lana bullshit. THEN the next episode deals with Jonathan's funeral for like five minutes before becoming a case of the…

"Remy Zero rules!"

Lana Lang was a bad character and Kristin Kreuk is a…limited actress, but she is so absurdly beautiful that I fully support a Chinese/Dutch eugenics project to create the next step in human evolution and let the rest of us troglodytes starve to death.

Adam-Sandler knows the gate. Adam-Sandler is the gate. Adam-Sandler is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Adam-Sandler.

That role should've made her a star.

Apparently MMFCL = "Much Mother Fucking Clown Love"

For Dave Grohl, it was Tuesday.

Few people know that Neil Diamond is fueled creatively by his massive hatred of immigrants.

"Socialist cabal." Saul Alinsky. It's nutbag madlibs!

How's it hangin', Death?

Because despite the immense crush I had on her, she was a terrible actress.

Wildfire (green)!

You heartless wench!

Come up to the wall, we'll get together, have a few laughs…

Beastmaster?

The party planner or the bounty hunter?