WES BENTLEY JERKS OFF WHENEVER HE SEES ANNE HATHAWAY

All my oldest friends call me only by my last name. It's fine for them, but I've asked to at least introduce me to new people by my first name. I don't want a series of events to lead to me being called by my last name in bed.

I say we let it go.

What IS this?

All he asks for is a little dignity and a little respect. And a new candle every now and then.

He admits it himself. He has a whole song about it even. It's just that being an egomaniac is so far down the list of transgressions one can commit that it's annoying how much hate he gets for being completely harmless.

It's really not that bad, but tell that to all the people on my newsfeed who read clickbait headlines and share them without actually watching for themselves.

To capture scum, you must become scum.

Disappointing. Houdini's life fascinates me and it lends itself so well to film and yet it gets botched every time.

This was my absolute favorite album when I was 14.

Orange Julius!!

Can't wait to hear this. Loved the EPs and Two Weeks has no competition yet for my song of the year.

Hannity is that shitty sanctimonious internet commenter who posts on every pop culture story with incredulity that people are spending time on frivolous pursuits when like, people are dying, man.

Performed in a "random costume" which is a turtle version of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

This is hi-fi…high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.

Not to be that nerd, but… "I Only Have Eyes For You" was the Angel/Buffy teacher/student ghost episode. The episode to which you're referring was called "I Robot, You Jane." It gave us Jenny calling herself a 'technopagan,' which is the most cringeworthy thing anyone ever said on that show.

Kurt Vile award for artist I irrationally avoid because they look insufferable: Mac DeMarco.

Two Weeks is so damn sexy I don't know what to do with myself. It's between that and Nothing Will Change by Sharon Van Etten for me.

I can never find the thesaurus. :(

Somehow I had made it this far in life without knowing who either of those were. I can no longer make that claim, and I hate everyone here for it.