drunkenmasterpaul
Drunken Master Paul
drunkenmasterpaul

Well, I was there. Got back to my flat about an hour ago. And clusterfuck doesn’t begin to describe it. The officiating was sub par through most of the match, but really went sideways about halfway through the second half. Nobody knew what the hell she was calling most of the time. Then, the very play where the

This along with the Verstappen unsafe release (giggle)  shows just how little visibility there is in that pit.  And (mini rant) a 5 second penalty for that was completely BS, especially considering he didn’t back off and let Bottas pass.  

Man, these online ad servers are getting really good. This is a screenshot from when I was reading this very article.

Jeezuzs. Have some sympathy, people.  This is the first time in all of human history anyone has had to organize a “sporting event” at one of these “stadium” things.  There is literally no way they could have known how it works.  Totally not related: I suddenly miss Ticketmaster fees.  

Right? That was not the motorcycle I expected when I saw “Jawa”. Something that looked scrapped together from droid and vaporator parts, possible adorned with burnt skeleton bones.

How about...work out what the time advantage is for not being first, and just award that to the first person out of the pits.  If being out first costs 1.2 seconds then you just cut 1.5 off their qualifying time.  Then they would be out and, dare I say it, racing to be in front like in...racing.  

Let’s throw in WRC as well.  Ratings gold!

I...LOVE...this car and that someone did it and did it pretty well, but I am with all of you on the price pushing it into CP Land.  Under $20k and that might sway me.  At pushing $30k there’s got to be more top shelf shizzle.  

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One that strikes a great balance is Metal Jesus Rocks video comparing the Mega Sg to a Potato.  Laughed my ass off.

That...is...brilliant. Love it when drivers play these games and point out a horrible flaw in the rules/procedures. “There’s nothing in the rules that says I can’t mount a monkey flinging Haagen Daas and US magazines on the roof. Show me where?” And of course NASCAR addressed it with more rules. Why not just make

I was lucky enough to see Heat Shaving Marbles at Lollapalooza before their lead singer, Tyre Siping, damaged his radial nerve while applying studs.  Good times.  

I thought the same thing. Then I saw the mugshot too. Go Alabama Cops! A fine example of the police that really do a good job.  Didn’t thing I would ever type that but I don’t mind having my preconceptions squashed.

Amen!

This...this...(sniffing) is the best thing I have seen in the news in 2018. I literally teared up reading it and I really don’t know why. Just...I...gotta go and give these people some money.  It is wonderful satire without being mean plus a brilliant marketing idea.  If people with support animals don’t look at

Bloody right! I owned a 1969 GT6+ way back in the 80's and loved it. Sure, it had a primered fender, carbs that were more sink trap than fuel delivery system, holes in the floor that drenched the inside of the roof when I hit a big puddle, ornamental overdrive switch and an engine rod that finally made a break for

I think we are calling out the wrong thing we hate. Instead of “manual vs. auto” it’s really “Clutch drive vs. Torque Converter drive” isn’t it? Because that’s what everyone is bitching about, just calling it the wrong thing. Automatic in our oil addled brains will always be connected with a TC slushbox and Manual