Wouldn't think the Rangers, since they just made a new hire. But who knows? I wouldn't count out the Cubs.

"I get to box today? Looks like Boxing Day came early!"

"Tottenham—a perennial Champions League aspirant"

Seattle are in a battle for the Supporters shield with LA.

I hope this was written on GMO free paper.

Everything about this video is a microcosm of that entire fan base.

I hope you choke on a dick

Wait a second...I thought this was going to be a great post from a long-suffering fan until I got to the "lived in Baltimore, loved the O's, lived in NYC, loved the Yanks," part. If you did that, then I am not happy for you at all. You have not suffered, you've just rooted for other teams during the period where…

I'm genuinely pleased you don't like it.

"How much do you like what this kid is doing on the field, Lou?"

Abdullah, Muhammed they're Allah the Salam thing to me

Phelps's eyes were bloodshoot, "his speech was mush mouth,"

[tentatively raises hand]

They found dildo #23 in that teacher's house, along with lots of tools, too.

Pish posh. Any prep school with a co-ed enrollment over 600 is not "elite."

As a rich straight white male, I must say: rich straight white males are the worst.

Sigur Ros meets hip hop wood sprite.

Nor would any hockey player.

MJ wouldn't have tried to regrow his hair.

dont feel bad, I was ripped a new one the orher by @kevinsefcik for refusing to believe the Orioles blew a game with playoff implications, to honor Jeets. Apparently, I'm just a silly girl who knows nothing about baseball.