Oh, also, I hate myself.

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

Um...Hitler was born in Austria. I would hope you've heard of him.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

This isn't surprising news. After all, if there's anyone who can understand that Buffalo wants to keep Ralph Wilson's legacy in town, dead or alive, it's Bon Jovi.

But let's be fair - sometimes, a bunt single is all you can muenster. I'm sure he would have loved to have bleu it out of the ballpark, but sometimes, that's just not meant to brie.

"Leave this to the professionals"

This brave, disabled sprinter then went home and shot his bitch 4 times through the doggy door.

I feel we need former SEC QB Jared Lorenzen to weigh in on this issue.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house, except, you know, one of his.

....mothers who would bubble wrap their baby boy and put him on a mantle. (But not so high that he might fall off it.)

It's worth noting Frazier still has the signed mini bat Jeter gave him as a parting gift.

wow, barry. so glad you pointed out that a 17 year old Swedish native who almost certainly isn't fluent in English didn't post a particularly articulate twitter post!

I think Kluwe is right. I also think he is a pretty decent writer based on his work here.

Kluwe's mouth outkicked his coverage.

Giancarlo Stanton Nearly Hit One Out of the Stadium

This is blatant boner-shaming.

coyb!

I have been to over 80 games at Wrigley... Only once did I sit anywhere other than the bleachers, it was my second time at the park; I sat three rows back near first base. Nothing wrong with sitting there, i had a good time... But out in the bleachers, it is a different world. Wrigley Bleachers, it will be the best…

You're too uptight to sit in the bleachers. Go sit in the box seats, Francis.