Yes, projecting things players have done onto an entire fanbase. Fantastic!

We're left waiting for the interesting question

Motivates you to do what exactly?

It's so great when all 12 of their fans are happy at the same time

He comments on Cubs stories all the time, he's got a weird complex about the Cubs that has more to with the Orioles front office/player development being incompetent than anything the Cubs have done wrong.

It was meant to be snarky not defensive, context isn't always the best via deadspin comment section. I was really just trying to say since he came to the Cubs he's spent more time being good than bad. But yes my name is wholly accurate

It's a D3 school, there are no major sports

You mean the season before last when he was a 5 fWar player and got Cy Young votes?

Yeah maybe because the Orioles didn’t have the worst pitching development in all of baseball. Enjoy Scott Feldman, thanks for Fowler also.

Truly disgusted anyone would put that on their body, it's shocking, I'm in complete Aw(Schwitz)

To be fair we probably hated him just as much for making fun of us, as if he deserves some sort of street cred for being raised on the fucking segregated north side which in itself is basically a suburb.

Based on your description you've never been to Chicago, I imagine you'll be up here soon enough begging for a job like everyone else seems to do from Missouri.

This needs batflips, fuck Brian McCann

Really impressed with how you were able to get your point across while maintaining that you're in fact being sarcastic. Well done

Upon hearing this news I'm now living up to my name

The fact that New York is over half a point ahead of a city that doesn’t smell like pee, with a cheaper cost of living, the best local food (according to foodspin) is insane.

Leave it to Deadspin/Gawker to post articles about New York’s outrageous living expenses and still list it as the best city in the country

you follow division II athletics, as a former division II athlete I think you’re an absolute freakshow. These kids at least have a chance to go pro

Randers, the Danish answer to the Chicago Blackhawks

This story is the only reason the white sox are relevant