Nailed it. The deck was stacked in her favor by the DNC and their primary season was essentially a joke until Bernie started to resonate with people. She had no message and no excitement to match what Sanders and Trump were generating. I know a lot of Democrats that hated the fact that they weren’t allowed to select…

Is there any sense in traveling to England? The culture doesn’t seem that different and I can drink the same beer here. Seems like my girlfriend just wants to waste money looking at old shit.

Living up to your name.

Yesterday I walked into the grocery store and saw a cute girl trying to separate the last two half shopping carts. It was going to be perfect, I would be manly and help her out and impress her with my skillz at fixing things. I grabbed the two carts and pulled from a few different angles before I stopped, looked at…

Eww, Captain Morgan. Pour some Buffalo Trace down her ass and I’ll drink a fifth

I hope he ate a few tick tacks before grabbing that pussy.

I bet Rocket likes to shout out quotes from Full Metal Jacket while he’s trying to be the life of the party. So jokes just stay gold, right shit stain?

+Peace with honor

Accuser can’t be found, so nothing is happening on it.

Those students were calumnied. How dare Tim?

Is there a worse feeling at work than what you experience walking past a large group of people out of a meeting because you need to shit?

I like that they feel a Cardinal player shouldn't be rude to a Cardinal fan, but feel that insinuating that he won't make it in the majors because he won't give your fuckface kid a ball is acceptable.

This one can melt steel beams.

One syllable and leave it in the freezer until it's frozen.

Why can't I hate Newton AND celebrations? Don't box me in.

I would say that #5 applies to all people with towels on their head in North Carolina, not just the black quarterback.

More of a Pagano move.

Can we get Burneko back to doing Foodspin? He had some pretty good recipes and tips.

Only assholes say “we” when talking about a team they support. You must be an asshole.

As a Spurs fan, I'm excited to welcome the missing piece to the eventual fifth place team and Champions league also ran. When they sell Kane to Munich and buy a big bag of dog shit I won't be surprised this time.