3 pedals. Ford wins.

Which IG-88? There are four.

I loved the floor mounted high beam switch. With a stick in particular it was great because it let me keep both (or if shifting one) hand securely on the steering wheel.

How do you do hand brake turns then? Girls love hand brake turns.

You’re being generous.

Not a car, CP.

I thought they were referring to the absence of Corona on the dinner picnic table.

I do possess the qualities you feel are necessary, and with baby #5 on the way it would be an easy way to guarantee my children can afford college, but sadly CP. If I’m buying a death trap it has to at least be actively trying to kill me, and this car isn’t actively doing anything. Back to driving my MR2 down rainy…

Well with basketball it’s perfectly understandable...

It is a basketball game, a car manual is massively more exciting.

CP, missing two wheels

Insurance companies are the worst.

The Chevy Cobalt SS Sedan was a cool, 260 hp, manual transmission-only econo-rocket, but I don’t know how many times I have mentioned one and have had car-enthusiast reply ‘I forgot that even existed’

“Also, please don’t vomit in the Uber if you’re too drunk.”

I don’t trust anything that doesn’t have wheels or legs and moves.

Even Prius’s don’t want to be around Prius owners. 

GOOD. This is the only way I will buy the product. My life is, and always will be, the one most important to me. “For the children” is not an argument that will ever work on me. I don’t like kids.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

No Bitchin Camaro retrospective is complete without the Dead Milkmen.

"Ever wonder how your engine knows to shift gears?"