A law with zero downside. Absolutely zero.

Man, this administration is all about making it easier for people to die.

That XJ has the coveted factory spare tire carrier. It’s unobtainium, and I need it.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

I totally get this. Riding the bus sucks. A lot of people would be willing to pay a premium to get the benefit of riding the bus while not dealing with the negatives of riding a bus.

“B..b...b...but poor people won’t seek out early adoption access to the app, so we can gentrify this bus for at least a few months before word gets out!” —what everybody is thinking, but won’t say

Consumer Reports has one. Apparently it has spent a lot of time at the dealer getting repaired. Which will surprise no one.

3rd Gear:

3rd gear: regulation of autonomous vehicles should be at a federal level. If we, as a nation, want to remain competitive on the automotive landscape then we should embrace and kneel before our autonomous driving overlords.

I think the official pronunciation is “no, not that one”

I so incredibly hope so. For all his stupidity, he’s one slipper slimy bastards.

At my shop we pronounce it “put those Bosch plugs back and get some NGKs”.

The airbag thing sounds like fun.

Bosche

The “deep state spear” is Newt’s biggest fear and the terror that keeps him up at night: A big ol’ gay liberal dong that thrusts deep into the ‘Murican dream and pumps it full of rainbows and compassion. Oh! And the dong is black, and thinks that women should be allowed to vote.

He is so incredibly fucked.

Seems pretty reasonable. Acknowledgement that abstinence-only company policies will be taken no more seriously than abstinence-only education, puts in stuff that shouldn’t have to be specified but is because people love lawyers and pretending there’s a problem, and an awkward joke about what the no…

If reports are to be believed, he is sitting in a room with lawyers and advisors. If they did not take his phones away from him the moment he walked through the door i would be shocked.

He’s probably yelling at President Bannon for taking away his privileges.