I heard the batteries are filled with crushed and blended baby seahorses

I heard the batteries are like $800,000 each and only lasts like a year.

I heard every battery tesla makes takes one million oilfields to create

Get those logical and well thought out points out of here, this is the Internet.

While I won’t comment about my views on Tesla stock, you should probably note a few things:

Real or not, the damage is done. Now everyone will assume this about the car more than people learning about the buzzer system.

Man, those comments are all sorts of crazy.

I could see myself falling asleep. Think about it, a commute you’ve driven hundreds of times, you could drive it half asleep without autopilot. This looks like a situation where the car knows what it’s doing and doesn’t need driver input. I would set a timer on my phone to wake me up a little before my exit and we’d…

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I’m probably moving.

Bette as in Middler, but then I also call her Bette as in Davis when she’s being extra cute.

I want to watch this whole series. Right now. Looks like some crazy fun.

Matt, how do you feel about the L train troubles and it going to be shut down for, according to MTA, 18 months (read: 3 years)

Rather than going through a lot of explanation to the viewer of what you’re looking at, where you’re looking at, and why it’s on screen, there’s just a very plain-faced view of what it looked like over there. You take it in as you do.

the Rumsfeld one was also very much worth watching.

added to watch list for later in the week.

“The Deportation Force will be fitted out with the classiest, best-tailored shirts money can buy. All in one color, I think, for unity. Maybe teal. Whatever it is, they’ll look FANTASTIC.”

That’s what I’m thinking. People who are saying Trump’s plan is like the Holocaust or that he’ll build concentration camps are being ridiculous. But if this pans out the way he has proposed, comparing it to internment camps and Kristallnacht is actually a fair analogy.

You know, my first instinct was to think he was Godwining himself. But then you read things like this:

The question isn’t whether the ligaments loosen over time; it’s whether a bra does anything to slow that process. If you visited 30 years ago and gave half of them a supply of supportive sports bras, then you’d have a case.