I am still pissed about the laziness of throwing a "zealot cult" of Elites and Grunts. We've spent three games creating an alliance and now you lazily use them as the bad guys again. Ugh.

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It would have been fun to hear Gordan Freeman spout off some kind of scientific hoohah when confronted by some of the more insane stuff.

Well, Los Santos is a satirical and exaggerated Los Angeles, so it would almost be weird if they didn't treat rich Michael different to white trash Trevor or typical black dude Franklin, wouldn't it?

Anything that gives Tatum a chance to keep working in comedy. Because I think that guy is funny as fuck.

What populace? Alderaan is dead, where else could she possibly have a "populace"? Do you mean the remnants of the Alderaan people mentioned in the article?

That's Diggs Barklighter. Easy mistake.

Because the Rebels are all white and all human...

Can you imagine the PTSD she'd have?

Hoky fuck dude. You can't even write a joke article without uthecz on juuurnulusm coming up. Fucking hell. How draining.

You guys know that this guy is now masturbating furiously in his computer chair over how he showed those Kotaku writers and readers, right?

You can just mute trolls singly once they turn toxic can't you?

Hey man. You wouldn't happen to associate with a certain group of people fascinated by gates?

Sequel was utter shit compared to the original.

Dungeons Keeper already did. And it was horrible.

Is this real life? Did I actually really just read this?

Is this just the easiest, though expensive, way of them acquiring all the IPs ever?

The Battlebox?

I am glad this comment remained greyed out.

No can do. Caring about someonr that is numero uno is nigh impossible.