I don’t know, isn’t that a lot like jerking off before sex?

Re: the brother in-law ordering for the table.

I would do everything in my power to avoid eating out with these more-than-normally-insane in-laws.

I think it’s more that the dude took it from the woman that caught it and then threw back the ball that he didn’t catch. He got to be billy badass with a ball somebody else caught for him.

Maybe he was just afraid it was going to explode?

And thanks to their ads for Skip Bayless and Cowherd/Whitllock, this was somehow only the third most disturbing ad on FS1 during the game.

Seriously, just shut up and read what other more informed people have to say than try and interject your idiot theories especially when you admit you don’t even watch. Fuckstick.

If you don’t watch baseball and are too lazy to look up stats to back up your claims, maybe skip commenting on it all together because you add zero value to the conversation.

Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.

Burke’s

Thoughts and prayers

Nah. It’s a joke. You know, like your candidate.

It’s a joke. Up until now, Trump hasn’t said or written anything that could even be remotely misleading, ever, so Burke is exaggerating for effect.

Sad!

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.