Looked kinda...laggy to me. Yeah...no. Sorry RIM; Stop molding a piece of turd and calling it the next big thing.

It's a unicycle without the crotch crusher. It's a motorcycle for those who can't afford two wheels. It's a Segway without the crash protection (I'd love to see a wipeout).

...and what of the humble Tomahawk?

Does this mean if you're depressed the car wrecks to commit suicide?

Magnets. Easy.

A-freakin-men.

What? They can't compete with Apple on price? How the tables have turned.

My nephew has an HP that has an invisible trackpad. Horrible. Absolutely horrible in actual use. I also hate having the push separated buttons to click which Windows PC's can't seem to get away from. My Macbook Pro's fully-clicking, large and beautiful trackpad is as close to perfect as it can possibly be.

What a piece of Grade-A GARBAGE. Who the heck thinks up these things?

I'm not any of those.

It got to me when it said they were the last free people on earth. It makes you think...

So...even if I had my phone locked by code, someone could get into my email? Genius.

That ad is terrible. Period.

GUY #1:

@ps61318: That reply is Ass-tounding my good man. Pop pop cheerio.

Oops...my ass just got laughed off. Dang it! Where'd it run off to?!

URBAN DICTIONARY

I love John Gruber's take on this whole thing...

This is why the US is suffering from the apocalypse storm right now.

Nothing to see here folks. Just a weather balloon peppered with swamp gas that caught space dust at the wrong angle. Return to your homes.