Is that how you're supposed to basejump? I though the parachute was in a pack.

Sega already makes games you can piss on. What did you think the Sonic franchise was for?

Filed away for a later comment regarding WTF...

Should we wait until you have new security measures in place before we change our passwords or have you already put them in place?

@Jason Chen: I guess that makes sense. Hopefully the juicy tidbits coming down the line will make it feel less shallow. Thanks for the heads up on the updates!

@Zinger314:

"Personally, I think the game is incredible for a phone title, but is a bit shallow in terms of what you can do it in. Still, it's worth $6."

@EthanPeter: I'll definitely give you that. It seems like every publication has confused the matter.

@EthanPeter: Epic Citadel was a tech demo. Why does everyone think it was an actual game? It was paired with Project Sword at the Apple event to make it easier to demo on stage.

Enjoy cleaning all that crap up at the end of the year. I'll be in the house drinking a Mocha Latte. Call me a bah humbug all you want; I call it "thinking ahead".

Where's Canada?

ROFL? No way. CIMPL (Crapped in My Pants Laughing).

I count four Facebook links on this story. You have three of them in the upper right hand corner alone.

@MigL: ROFL!

*SPLOOSH*

@Dunny0: I'm just ticked off.

@Lassus: The first thing you should do is if you have other accounts (e.g. Facebook, Twitter, Email etc) that have the same password, they should be changed. Also, the password for your Gawker Media account should be changed.

@bg-dez: Gizmodo 2: The Return of Ninja Steve

To the hacker who did this:

@klaybc: Their servers might just be really busy with password changes. Maybe try a little later?