Are they dying?

@triggerx: That's why I said "if".

@Nitemancometh: I'll take five! I've needed something to wipe my butt with. Dang toilet paper is expensive and too luxurious.

...and if the iPhone goes to Verizon next year, WinPho is dead.

Here's a tip:

Now if only I could get that dang printer to work...

I was going to make a Dragon Ball scouter joke...

I really love the facepalm. Lets go into some of it's eccentricities...

@thnikkamax: That one wasn't bad. rofl!

First a couple of questions...

This thing should not go over $600 or it will fail.

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What the Zuck are you gonna do about it?

@Fenix6372: Not if I pistol whip you FIRST!

Officer Ask here. What's the problem?

@Zinger314: She turns into Michael Jackson.

Can you say "Zombie Lazertag"?

Nokia is my anal region. They're always connocting poopie.

He's gonna have a surprise to wake up to: bars and a guy named Big Earl.

I'm gonna dig a hole and live in it. I don't trust this place anymore.